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Parks and Recreation · Season 1, Episode 15

Leslie in “Unfinished Business”

Leslie

I'm gonna go see a man about some porcelain, you know what I mean? I'm not buying cocaine. I'm going to the bathroom. The whiz palace, as I like to call it. And I'm not calling Ann, so...

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