[After Leslie falsely confesses to shooting Ron in the head, the Parks Ranger thinks it all has to do with her being a woman]
So, what happened? I mean, did you forget to check the entire field? I find a lot of women have problems with tunnel vision.
No, I'm an excellent hunter.
How did you end up shooting a guy in the head, then?
Fair enough. I was walking in the woods and then I tripped and my gun went off.
Ah, so you forgot to put the safety on.
Oh, I always have the safety on, I mean... While I was tripping I saw a quail and I shot at it.
In mid-trip?
No. That's. Okay, fine. I got that tunnel vision that girls get. That's what happened, end of story.
Well, I think you're hysterical because of all the excitement, obviously. So, I'm just not following your story. All right?
[jumpcuts between statements] Um, I let my emotions get the best of me.
I just, I cared too much, I guess.
I was thinking with my lady-parts.
I was walking and I felt something icky.
I thought there was gonna be chocolate.
I don't even remember.
I'm wearing a new, um, bra and it closes in the front and it pop-open and it threw me off.
All I wanna do is have babies!.
Are you single?
I'm just, like, going through a thing right now.
I guess when my life is incomplete I wanna shoot someone.
This would not happen if I had a penis!
[While putting on lipstick] What?
Bitches be crazy.
I'm good at tolerating pain, I'm bad at math, and I'm stupid.
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