Tiffany "Pennsatucky" Doggett and Carrie "Big Boo" Black in “Unfinished Business”

How's this whole "agenda" thing work?

I got a lot of those. Specify.

The gay agenda to take over the world?

Okay. First of all, keep your voice down. This shit is top secret.

Are you gonna let all the men die out?

Oh, fuck, no, we need slaves. You know, bookkeeping, janitorial, fetch and carry, that kind of shit.

Yeah, what about for sex? 'Cause I know I like how they smell kind of funky and they're big and they have dicks and all that.

Well, maybe, but when you're done, you gotta toss 'em away like trash. I mean, the whole point of this is chicks digging each other and being in charge.

Let's say I wanna join, right?

Okay, let's say that. Shh.

Would I have to do anything disgusting against the word of God? You know? I'm talking about eating pussy, if you catch my drift.

Yeah, I hear you. And that is a big part of it, I'm not gonna lie. But since you have these religious convictions, eh, we can probably give you an exemption. I mean, we're not unreasonable.