GMGeorge "Pornstache" Mendez
Nobody else gets through this gate? No suspicious delivery guy? No shady-looking mook in a fucking tampon truck?
EMEliqua Maxwell
There's creepy linens dude, and the dry goods lady, the vegetable people… sounds like a horror movie, doesn't it? The vegetable people? Like a giant celery serial killer carrying a machete, or broccoli lighting shit up with a flame thrower… who's a smoothie now, bitches?
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