Neal Cassidy quotes from Once Upon a Time

Neal

I might be a pervert, but you're definitely a car thief.

August

Think of me as Emma's guardian angel.

Neal

Guardian angel? I'd say you've been doing a pretty crap job.

Emma

Are you telling me that us meeting was a coincidence? How the hell did that happen if it wasn't in your plan or your father's?!

Neal

Think about it. He wanted you to break the curse. Us meeting... That could've stopped it. Maybe it was fate.

Emma

You believe in that?

Neal

You know, there's not a ton I remember about my father that doesn't suck. But he used to tell me that there are no coincidences. Everything that happens happens by design... and there's nothing we can do about it.

Emma

What are you thinking?

Neal

What do you mean?

Emma

I mean, what are you going to tell her when she sees a giant or a werewolf run past her down Main Street? Between Greg Mendell, our food-obsessed tourist, and now your fiancee...this town is turning into a theme-park!

Hook

What's our next stop on this mission?

Neal Cassidy

Dark Hollow.

Emma Swan

Really? Why couldn't it be called something like Sunshine Valley or Rainbow Cove?

Hook

I made a decision when it comes to Emma. I'm going to back off.

Neal

Back off?

Hook

For the sake of the boy. Let his parents have a fair shot. Without a devilishly handsome pirate standing in the way.

Neal

You serious?

Captain Hook

Yeah. I *am* dangerously handsome.

Emma

I almost married a monster from Oz. It's hilarious.

Neal

I almost married a minion of my evil grandfather, Peter Pan, so... I know what you're saying.