Eddie and Janet in “Unfinished Business”

Where did you get this dog?

Monk McGillicuddy came into the bar last week with a litter of puppies.

Monk McGillicuddy who set fire to the church our senior year of high school.

Um, I guess. Why?

No reason except that this is not a puppy.

What do you mean it’s not a puppy?

It’s a wolf.

What do you mean it’s a wolf?

I mean it’s a wolf.

I got you a wolf?

Yeah, you got me a wolf. I was gonna get you a leopard, but they were fresh out.