Emily and Physical Phil in “Unfinished Business”

I can't believe I don't get to meet your parents tonight.

And I can't believe you made a reindeer out of a soda can. He's beautiful.

"He"?

Santa's reindeer are all male.

Are not.

They have strong, masculine names like Dancer, Dasher, Prancer, Comet.

Nope. No sale, bub. Male reindeer lose their antlers long before December 25th, while females retain theirs until January.

So?

So the reindeer pulling Santa's sleigh are always shown with antlers, which makes them female.

See, now, I could argue that, and we could get into this whole disputation on gender bias in caribou, or I could simply rejoice in the fact that my girlfriend possesses that kind of arcane knowledge.

And I could rejoice in the fact that you just called me your girlfriend.

Well, you are. You are the wind beneath my hooves.