Sam and Eddie in “Unfinished Business”

Interesting.

What?

Or maybe disappointing is more like it.

Your mom here?

No, she couldn’t make it. She’s too busy convincing the nicest person in all of Knight's Ridge that you’re not as bad as you seem right now.

You’re a little out of your station here Sam, don’t you think?

Why didn’t you bring her? ‘Fraid of getting teased?

It’s a tough lesson about getting older Sam, but everyone has a role in the big picture. If somebody stops serving that role, then, the whole thing crumbles.

So what’s your role?

To date a…certain kind of girl…the really beautiful kind

You know when horses make poop? My grandmother calls it pucky.

So?

Everything you’ve just said, I’m pretty sure is horse pucky. And Janet? I think she is the beautiful kind.