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No Ordinary Family · Season 1, Episode 5

Kenny, JJ and others in “No Ordinary Quake”

Kenny

What am I gonna do? My life is over. We used protection and everything.

JJ

It's not that bad. It's gonna be okay. Condoms are only effective 98% of the time. If women are fertile 37 to 42 percent of the time, application of standard deviation actually raises your odds of pregnancy to...

'Kenny

JJ...

JJ

Yeah, buddy?

Kenny

Stop trying to make me feel better, man.

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