Christian, Silvio Perez and others in “Pilot”

Christian

You wanna talk about the real reason you breezed into town? And do me a favour, Mr. Perez, when you answer, drop the 'no hablo English' bullshit. It doesn't add to my confusion about your predicament, it only highlights your own. I'm a doctor; what you tell me during consultation is confidential.

I prefer to let my money talk. [puts a large briefcase on the table]

Christian Troy

Nice alligator.

Twenty thousand dollars, according to your website. That's your fee.

Christian

Funny, isn't it? How certain things from Colombia have that pungent aroma that can stink up a room. Coffee, for instance, and of course there's the cartel money.

I'm not Colombian. My brother and I, we are Argentinean.

Christian

Mr. Perez, if you were Argentinean, I wouldn't have to recommend porcelain veneers. It's the only South American country with fluoride in the water. One last time, why are you running?

I was with the boss' girl.

Christian

Mr. Perez, you cad.