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Seymour Birkhoff quotes from Nikita

Played by Aaron Stanford · 36 quotes · page 3 of 3

Seymour Birkhoff

Played by Aaron Stanford

Nikita · 247 quotes

4th most-quoted character in Nikita: in 36 of its 247 quotes
Most scenes with: Michael (8), Nikita (6), Percy (5)

Scenes with Seymour Birkhoff 18

Birkhoff

Dude, you need to stop getting so personally invested in recruits. It never ends well for you; also it's getting kind of creepy. Alex is not Nikita.

Thanks for the tip.

Alicia [to Birkhoff]: Wow. I bet you could give Shadow Walker a run for his money.

Birkhoff

Did you just say Shadow Walker?

AAlicia

Yeah! He's done, like, the most ingenious hacks of the last decade. What, you've never heard of him?

Birkhoff

No, I know him. Dude's a legend.

It's bad enough Amanda's in bed with Gogol. Now she's using Division assets to steal our country's top-secret projects.

Birkhoff

And the FBI's clueless.

MMicheal

That is why Senator Pierce called us. We've gotta find Deena and get this back. [notices Nikita smiling at him] What?

It's just funny. You... pacing back and forth. It's like deja vu. "Listen up, people. Our country needs us."

MMicheal

So you're in?

Oh, yeah. You had me at "Amanda".

[about Zetrov] But what it doesn't have is American operatives. For example, if you needed to cripple a competitor, I could do it cleanly and effectively, with no risk of exposure. You wouldn't even have to sacrifice your own men. My operatives are fully expendable.

Birkhoff

[listening in; to Nikita] Are you hearing this?

Hey, Birkhoff? Do me a favor. Cut me out of the feed. I've had enough Amanda for one night.

[Nikita pulls out a small explosive to open up a vault]

Birkhoff

Okay, whoa, whoa. That room is full of military-grade explosives. Probably not the best idea to use that on the vault.

Important safety tip. Twelve-key alphanumeric keypad. Let's do this old school. [blows makeup onto the keypad] All right, I've got a two, a four, a five, a seven, and a nine.

Birkhoff

Okay, five digits. That's, uhh... 120 combinations if there's no repeats in the string. If there are, we're talking over three thousand combinations.

[sarcastically] Thanks, nerd. Wind beneath my wings.

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