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Night Court · Season 1, Episode 15

Mr. Glasscock and Nikolai Karpov in “Unfinished Business”

[after speaking with his wife on the telephone, Glasscock admits that she is a bad patient]

GMr. Glasscock

Women... can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.

NKNikolai Karpov

I have been "without" for two months. Even the dancing bear started to look good.

[The two sit stolidly for a few moments. Then they start to chuckle, and finally fall over each other laughing.]

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