[The Santa in the lobby has been threating to kill Bill]
Why are you doing this to me?
SSanta
Do I have your complete attention, Bill McNeal?
Yes!
SSanta
Good. [Takes off the Santa hat and beard] My name's Sam Belford. I'm a communications major trying to break into broadcasting. I know this is kind of a silly stunt, but you won't soon be forgetting the name Sam Belford, am I right? And now I'd like to present you with a copy of my demo tape.
You did all this to get me to listen to your demo tape?
SSanta
Yes.
You're gonna go places in this business, son!
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