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New Looney Tunes Season 1 quotes

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S1 E15Unfinished Business

LBLola Bunny

Tis I… Lola! Auntie of dragons!

Bugs Bunny [amazed by the appearance of Lola]: Yowsers! [mesmerized] I want to become an Uncle of dragons!

Oh. I'm gonna give Tad Tucker a ride Alright. A ride to Crazy-Town!

Well, when I was a young boy, my mother would never let to get bring presents to my birthday parties, instead they had to make a donation to the rescue shelter for sick puppies…Well I’m a sick puppy too…I’M A SICK PUPPY TOO!

[Pete Puma, Claude and Sylvester, the Cat trio appears.]

MRMinnesota Rats

Cats! Run and hide for your lives, fellas!

HHubie

Wait. Why are we always running?

BBertie

And hiding?

MRMinnesota Rats

Because, we're mice! It's what we do.

AAll

[screams and runs away].

PLPepé Le Pew

Uh. Should they be chewing on those wires?

HHans

[notices the hamsters chewing the wire of the dynamite, speeding up the countdown] You fools! You'll blow us all to smithereens!

Sounds like our cue to leave!

[They raced out of the room, Claudette ties herself with a hose.]

Quick! Hold on to me!

PLPepé Le Pew

I will and I will never let go!

Ugh!

[They jump out of the building as the dynamite explodes.]

PLPepé Le Pew

Le Phew!

[The Hamsters fall down.]

HHans

I will have my revenge!

[The jack in the box rattles and it falls, and it opens up revealing an Elmer BloFudd's head.]

[laughs evilly] I see you fell into my wittle twap! There is no alpha machine! It was just a clever wuse to get you into this dangerous swamp so I can destroy you once and for all! [laughs evilly as his face turns red, meaning that the Jack in the Box is gonna explode.]

Le Pew! Look out!

[They got out of the way, as the jack in the box explodes.]

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