BBugs
Remember, Folks. He ate an entire family of rabbits. Not one, not two, but five. Five makes a family.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
BBugs
Don't worry, Folks. There's still love waiting for Tad. [a shark comes up and chases Tad] Unfortunately, she's a real man-eater. [winks]
BBugs
[yells like a maniac] The thrill of victory! And the agony of the cheat!
[Daffy and Porky slide out of the Haunted house near Bugs Bunny.]
Eh. Everything okay, fellas? You look like you seen a ghost.
It's horrifying terrifying!
A Ghost was chasing us!
Cobwebs Everywhere! Glowpatches!
There was nowhere to turn!
Stay as faraway as you can!
From the Haunted House!
BBoth
Across the street!
Across the street? But, that's strange. That house burned down ten years ago.
[Daffy and Porky look and see that the house had indeed vanished as Bugs Bunny predicted.]
BBoth
Huh?! [they run away, screaming]
[laughs] Those two! What maroons! They're letting All Hallow's Eve get up to their skin! [laughs, suddenly, a ghost came up] Someone should tell them that there's no such thing as ghosts! [laughs] Oh. The houses. Oh boy! [laughs, takes deep breaths, a ghost gave him a piece of candy] Oh. Thank you. [Laughs, realizes something] GHOST! [runs away]
[he receives a package at his door] How could Acme deliver something so quick?
RRRoad Runner
Meep, meep!
[Wile E. sees the Road Runner by his door working as an Acme delivery bird]
RRRoad Runner
Meep, meep! [zooms off]
[Wile E. stutters]
I don't know why, but something deep inside tells me I must destroy that bird.
Wait a minute! This is too easy! [sprays her perfume, revealing lasers.] A laser-guided alarm system. Luckily, I'm a bronze medal winning Olympic gymnast. [starts getting through the lasers, but, stops for a moment, to position her backside] Wasn't worked out in a long time! [reaches the pedestal where the crown is, uses her laser lipstick to cut the glass.] A lady always come prepared! Now to get that crown! [she reaches the crown, only to find Pepé Le Pew holding the crown] What the?! Let go of the crown, skunk!
But, Then, I would have to let go of two beautiful things. The crown and you!
Your charms don't work on me! The only charms I care about are on the crown! [throws Pepé Le Pew to the lasers, thus setting off the alarm]
BBugs
Oh. I'm gonna push Tad Tucker, Alright. Push him real good!
BBugs
Tad Tucker was right! Working out can be a real grizzly experience!
Get in! No time to explain!
[a grabber grabs Bugs and the robot ball into the spaceship.]
BBigfoot
[deep voice] Hey! Lady! [spits, normal voice] Hello, Lady! Just keeping my breath minty fresh!
Agent Double Le Pew, reporting for duty! I have landed on ze moon! [sees Claudette] Hello! What is this?
[This short was inspired by Hyde and Go Tweet, where as Tweety became a monstrous bird.]
Eureka! I done it again! My giganto ray, patent pending is complete! Another brilliant invention in the mind of Wile E. Coyote!
FLFoghorn Leghorn
Don't worry. I gotcha! Played a little ball in the Bush-Leaves! Crowd nicknamed me the Miss! Cuz, every time, I went up to the plate, I swung and miss.
BBugs
He's looking a little fried!
BBugs
[twirls around] Who knew Tasmanian Devils were allergic to mint!
TTaz
Wood Fairy? [sticks out his tongue with an opened dictionary that has the page "Tasmanian Devil".]
LLittlechin
"Tasmanian Devil"?! But that rabbit told me you were a Wood Fairy! [he and Taz glare at Bugs]
BBugs
[nervously] Hello…?
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