Hideki quotes from Nerima Daikon Brothers

Hideki

Mako!

Hideki

Mako, hey Mako!

Hideki

[presents her flowers] Mako, marry me!

Hideki

Mako's shootin' me again!

Hideki

Warplane, WHO WROTE THIS SHIT?!

Hideki

Everything will hum! If we build it!

Hideki

Who you talkin' bout?

Hideki

Gonna catch us a panda bear!

Ichiro

And then do what?

Hideki

And sell it to a kids Donald’s hiccups

Ichiro

A Donald’s hiccups

Hideki

We'll take the cash and we'll build our dome! Here comes our concert home, let's catch that bear!

Ichiro

I'll catch that bear!

Hideki

Grab him by the hair!

Ichiro

Grab a panda there!

Hideki

Hold it, bear!

Ichiro

I've got pesticide...

Hideki

No, we want the bear alive!

No-No-No-No-No!

Ichiro

Sexy, I mean on you.

Hideki

Hey Hey!, nice catch bro!

Mako

Let's make panda stew!

Ichiro

Stew? He's soft, not tender.

Hideki

Soft? Who cares about soft? He's eating our daikon field!

Mako

He probably is tender!

Ichiro

But, I mean really soft.

Mako

Gross, that eye thing...

Ichiro

So soft!!

You ugly slut!

Mako

Ugly? Ugly?

Two things sicken moi, girls and ugly girls.

Hideki

Hold on sweetie, I'm with ya, I'm with ya on that, I'm with ya 100% hatin' on them ugly girls... You big fat ugly girl!

Hey there pops! Pops, give us a rental please! Hey there pops! Give us a ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-trigger we can squeeze, squeeze, rental please! To beat a... a... slimy, bastard, butt-sleaze! Get him down on bended knees, and coughin' up audition fees. Oh yeah! Rent us somethin' for the job, please!

Hey there pops! Pops, give us a rental please! Hey there pops! Give us a ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-trigger we can squeeze, squeeze, rental please! To crush a... a... a... slimy pachinko, metal balls, former pinko, korean rat-fink. Oh yeah, rent us something for the job!

Yukika

Three very strange and similar incidents have occured. [The four look worried, and grow increasingly worried with each mentioned incident] The first was a merciless attack at the OHTE Production company. The second was an equally merciless attack on a popular Korean Wave Pachinko parlor. The third seemed to be some sort of toxic gas attack on the general hospital. This is, of course, not to mention, a recent missing fish cake incident...which was my doing!

HEY, NOW!

Yukika

Hmm...you three are very strange. Exactly like the perps behind those unreported incidents!

Hideki

Just who are you callin' strange, lady!?

Ichiro

She's pointing...

Yukika

One, two, men and a woman in hats and dark glasses...

Hideki

[laughs nervously]

Yukika

Vi-gi-lantes, they've been out kickin' some asses, now

Hideki

(spoken) H-hats and dark...?

Yukika

Best clue so far, I'll tell you the three said, "Our names are..."

Hideki

(spoken)T-they introduced themselves?

Yukika

Ne-ri-ma Daikon--

Ichiro

[looks at his watch] Oops, would you look at the time?

Hideki

Yeah, what a darn, cryin', awful shame. And the cop's not even done yet!