To what do I owe the honor? Jail time? Strip club?
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Mall parking lot. Odd spot for therapy.
I almost killed a tutor, an IRS agent and my son all in the same day.
All new season. All new set of crazy.
LLindsay
He eats frozen blood worms.
Ray Jay?
LLindsay
No. Mr. Fishy.
Pitman's sweating me like a hooker in church.
I love my job and I care about the players, but I am not a game player. So if you're going to fire me over this, feel free to do it right now.
I am going to go get that little Romeo and he is going to wish he drank poison.
I don't need the nonsense of football. It's just full of pain and agony and pressure and disloyalty
PPitman
My grandmother could get a nine. She's been dead for 15 years.
Don't beat yourself up. That's my job.
PPittman
I am flattered that you think of me as normal.
Oh, it's a relative term.
When a tweeter and a hater have a baby, it's a twate.
CPCoach Purcell
We already have one head case wide receiver. What do we need, a match set?
Big dreams are the magic that stirs us to greatness.
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