T.K. King quotes from Necessary Roughness

TK

I was...150. The dealer said this thing could go 200. This thing is broken. I'm taking it back.

TK

Lesson learned. Consider me spanked.

TK

You know what's unattractive? A parasite with fresh blood on his face.

TK

Pitman's sweating me like a hooker in church.

TK

I don't need the nonsense of football. It's just full of pain and agony and pressure and disloyalty

TK

When a tweeter and a hater have a baby, it's a twate.

TK

You go first. I've been shot twice this year. It's your turn.

TK

You did not just bedazzle my helmet?

TK

I can pretty much ignore anything.

TK

The Hawks do not objectify women. Put your flagpoles back in.

TK

I need this for the Tweethab. You know, Tweeting from rehab.

TK

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. The courage to change what I can and the wisdom not to take Toes out and beat him like a rented government mule.

TK

So fast you didn't see me bitch slap you.

TK

I've shot turkey before, but it's always been wild and followed by a hangover.

TK

Did I just get Jetered in my own home?