Bed time. I'll take the sleeping bag.
We're adults, McGee. We can share the same bed.
[Seeing Abby playing with his typewriter] If you promise to keep your hands to yourself.
Clearly, you haven't. Your shirt [Abby is wearing McGee's shirt] smells like J.Lo Glow. Oh, I can't find my toothbrush; I think it fell out in your car.
That's all right. Your old one's still in my bathroom.
You kept my old toothbrush? That's a little creepy, McGee. Maybe you should take the sleeping bag.
What is creepy about it? I just never bothered to throw it out. (Abby brings a toothbrush out of the bathroom) What?
This is not my toothbrush.
Well, then I must have bought a second one and forgot about it.
It's a ladybug toothbrush McGee. It's for cute girls named Gina Marie that bake cookies and wear J.Lo Glow. Not for quasi-manly federal agents who carry a gun.
Are you going to use it or not?
An anonymous toothbrush? I'd rather remove my own tonsils with Typhoid Mary's straight razor.
Where are you going?
To get my toothbrush.
No. No, you're not leaving the apartment.
Why not McGee? We both know Gibbs is just being over-protective.
I'm not worried about you. I'm worried about me if Gibbs finds out I let you leave.
That's a really good point. You go.
I'm not leaving you alone either.
Fine then I'll just use your toothbrush.
(grabs his coat) Do not answer the door for anyone. (leaves)
(someone knocks on the door, Abby answers it)
I told you not to answer the door for anyone!
What'd you forget?
My keys.
Why do you need your keys if I'm here?
My car keys. Now, you do not answer the door for anyone. (Abby gives him a mock salute) Anyone, or I will tie you up.
(excited) Really?
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