LaSalle and Gregorio in “#1 Fan”

[phone chimes] That's Pride. Wants us to give him an update after we're done here.

You've been updating him?

Of course I have. Look, it's killing Pride not being here with us. Our smart money said he's on his way back as we speak.

Meh, not this time.

How long you been working with him?

Long enough to know that he's changed since last year.

You want to bet?

Yes.

All right, Pride comes back early.

Right.

The next time we watch your Yankees, you wear a Big Papi jersey.

Okay, okay. Or when Pride doesn't come back, because he won't, you got to paint your face purple and gold for the next LSU game.

It's on like Donkey Kong.