The best way to defuse a troublesome situation is by smiling, even if it's only a fake smile. It will fool more people than you think.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[To Team 7 while making "ghoul eyes"] The three of you don't know me very well, either. I prefer the kinder and gentler approach, but believe me, I will use draconian methods if needed. [later to Naruto and Sai at the hot springs] Ah, naked like this with no secrets from each other. There's nothing like it for bringing people together is there? [both ignore him, so he makes his "ghoul eyes"] There's nothing like it is there?
Right! There's nothing like it is there? Forget kinder and gentler. He's definitely going with the draconian method.
[to Naruto] Well what do you know? Looks like you do have some balls after all.
I've drawn tens of thousands of pictures but I've never titled any of them. Why should this one be any different?
But that's what you do with pictures isn't it?
Do you know what "comrade" means? [Sai starts writing] What the- Hey I asked you if you even know what the word "comrade" is!
Why yes, of course I know it. You write it like this. [he's written the word "comrade"]
That's not what I meant and you know it.
Hey, calm down Naruto.
You really shouldn't go around blaming others for your own shortcomings.
I told you, I just don't have any feelings at all.
Your conversation sounds intriguing. I hope neither of you would mind if I joined in the fun.
You're starting to act more like a Jinchuriki, aren't you boy? [To Yamato] That's why he was chosen to be your watchdog yes? Seems some of my experiments came in handy after all. Honestly the Leaf Village really ought to be a bit more grateful to me. Wouldn't you agree, my darling little test subject?
Test subject? Who exactly is this guy?
Years ago when I still walked among the fools of the Hidden Leaf Village, I sought the power of the Shinobi who was not only the ultimate wood style ninjutsu master, but also the one who had total control over tailed beasts, the First Hokage. I extracted some DNA samples from the First's remains and conducted an experiment, implanting genetic components into the cells of 60 worthy children. But their bodies violently rejected the treatment. They perished in rapid succession one after another. Just as I was closing the book on the subject, someone stumbled onto one of my other experiments. I was forced to flee, leaving my laboratory exactly as it was. I thought all the test subjects had succumbed. I never dreamed there'd be any survivors.
How fascinating. We're looking at the end result of your work all those years ago. You can observe the fruits of your labor.
There's no question he's intriguing. But I wonder more about Sasuke. He needs to stretch his wings. Maybe we could put his growth to the test by putting him against Naruto here.
[slowly becoming berserk] You don't own him! Sasuke doesn't belong to you! Don't you talk about Sasuke like you own him! ESPECIALLY IN FRONT OF ME, YOU ROTTEN BASTARD!
What is that chakra?
[To Naruto in his Four-Tailed state] However do you plan on fighting me, weighed down with such dense chakra?
As I predicted this body is starting to show signs of rejection. Unfortunately playtime is over.
[To Sai] When addressing someone of a superior rank, proper etiquette dictates you face them directly.
It's always like this. The only things I can do for Naruto are the little things anyone could do.
It doesn't matter whether the things you do for him are great or small. What matters is how much you care, really care about Naruto. I can tell just by watching you Sakura, just how much you...
[To Naruto] If you want to save Sasuke, then do it using your own power. If you wish to see Sasuke, then look with your eyes, not the Nine-Tails. If you want to protect Sakura, forget about the fox spirit. Use your strength.
[After Sai tells him Naruto thinks of him as a brother] As far as brothers go, I have only one... the one that I must kill.
[to Sai about his picture book] The reason that book means so much to you is because it is the only thing in this world that proves your existence. Isn't that right? You're not as emotionless as you'd have everyone believe. Even a veteran Shinobi can't push all their feelings away.
Why save someone who doesn't respect you? Why stand up to the likes of Orochimaru? Why risk your life for someone who doesn't want to be saved? Why would you when no one else is even ordering you to do so?
It's funny. There was a time when I really hated Sasuke's guts. Neither of us had families and that didn't bring us any closer. I was always at the bottom of the class and Sasuke was on top. But when I look back I gotta admit it was always fun being around the guy. I mean after all, after all he's the person who accepted me more than anyone else. Sasuke is my best friend. It took a while but now we have a special bond.
A bond? You may have a bond, but you'll still have to battle Orochimaru.
Don't you get it? It doesn't matter how strong my opponent is. If he tears off my arms, I'll just kick him dead. If he tears off my legs, I'll bite him dead. If he tears off my head, I'll stare him dead. If he gouges out my eyes, then I'll curse him dead! Even if I get chopped into pieces, I'm gonna beat Orochimaru and take my friend Sasuke back once and for all!
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