[wakes up, startled] That was close. I almost had a bad dream. [takes a napkin from the dispenser and wipes his face]
All the napkins in the world can't wipe the guilt off your face, Napoleon.
Wha…?
He's right, Napoleon. You cheated your grandma.
The dragon and I don't agree on much, but we agree on this.
You guys can talk?
All your ill-gotten gains can talk.
Ill-gotten gains lead to gain-gotten ills.
Uh-huh. Wait, what?
If you spent more time in class and less time in the hall, you'd understand.
[roars] You've peed on me countless times and I've always pretended not to notice, but this I can't ignore!
Why aren't you haunting Uncle Rico?!
He doesn't have a conscience. Or a bed. You've got to tell the truth! Admit your deceit!
And if I don't?
Oh, that DOES it!
Stop it, bed! You're going too far!
Yes, you said there'd be no killing.
I said lots of things!
[wakes up, surprised and sweating] I did have a bad dream! [takes a napkin from the dispenser that says: "DO THE RIGHT THING!" and another that says: "ORDER MORE NAPKINS NOW!"]
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