[Christine is hauling in a toilet to use in their bathroom set.]
Rented it for $10... and it's dripping on me! God knows what's in this water.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Adam is working on creating a full-size dummy out of ballistics gel.]
Let's get on our knees and pray. I don't know to whom. Is there a patron saint of ballistics gel?
Next up, we have the iron, or as we like to call it, "Fierro de los Muertos!"
If Jamie doesn't believe it'll work, then I have no trouble dropping the toaster in the bathtub when he's sitting in it. But something tells me he won't.
[The MythBusters have just dropped a hair dryer with a ground fault interruptor (GFI) switch into the bathtub. The GFI switch has failed to trip.]
What kind of ground fault interruption is this? It's pumping water! I would say that's bad!
[Electricians are assessing why the test bathroom has electrical problems.]
RLRob Lee
Turns out there are two faults in the system: Adam and Jamie.
[Adam drops a toaster into the test tub. The flash pot goes off, indicating a fatal shock.]
Whoa...
RLRob Lee
Our friend here is...toast.
Oh yeah: 12 milliamps. Toasters—no good.
[After Adam drops the toaster into the bathtub and picks up the curling iron.]
Now it's time for one of my personal favorites, [imitating Pee Wee Herman and making the curling iron look like it's talking] the curling iron! Let's go!
What are you? Pee Wee Herman?
Killer quicksand. Is that why I'm standing here in this stupid pith helmet?
No, you're standing there in that stupid pith helmet because you're an idiot.
Adam needs a cookie.
[pushing Adam into the quicksand] Drown, you bastard!
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
[After a microwaved jawbreaker was put in the metal teeth which caused it to explode, injuring Christine] So, the MythBusters have conclusively proved that jawbreaker plus microwave plus steel teeth equals scalded MythTern.
STOP SPARKING MY [censored]!
In Monterey Bay, Ping-Pong ball plus sea otter equals jail time for at least some member of the crew, I think we'll have to draw straws to figure out who.
[Tory tries a second test of the boom-lift.]
All right, I'm gonna count down...49, 48... just kidding. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
[The test fails.]
Aaand Buster didn't even spill his coffee.
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