Oh, I am as stealthy as the night. Don't I look like silent death, bringing justice in the night?
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(In a hill-billy accent) Dude, give it more gas! Ah hell. That ain't a truck no more, that's a dynamometer!
It bleeds!
One way to tell that Mythbusters has been in the area: look for shrapnel in the trees.
[Jamie is about to shoot an oven door with a shotgun.]
(with British accent) All right, Jamie, here's your motivation: this oven door 'as run off with your wife, [Jamie laughs] and you've decided to gear up and get even. So go for it!
[Jamie shoots oven door couple of times. Adam starts laughing at the second shot.]
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
I guess the moral is: don't elope with Mrs. Hyneman.
[Adam gives his assessment of what happens when an aerosol can is tossed in a campfire.]
While I don't necessarily think it's lethal, it definitely took a while to happen. So you might think, "Oh well. I guess nothing's gonna happen." and come back over here... BOOM! All of a sudden, your head's in a fireball and you're missing an eyebrow - and I know what that's like.
[Cue flashback from Cell Phone Destruction.]
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
...and our trio of tall-tale tacklers (are) speaking in bull.
Moooo!
Those are whales.
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
...and Grant stunt-double requires an CPR.
[Grant is seen performing "CPR" on his dummy.]
Don't give up on me now!
Are you done playing with yourself?
You know how they say Tory is like a bull in a china shop?
No.
Yes.
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
So the first guy has let the team down. They were expecting a bull in a china shop to be like... well, a bull in a china shop.
It’s a key component on the belt of Nocturnal-Echo-Locating-Flying-Mammal-Man.
Batman?
Yes. Shhh!
You all set, Batman?
I'm all set, Boy Wonder.
So, you named your guy there?
Yes.
What did you name him?
Pork-loin-io.
You did not.
He's an evil pig-man.
Let's go!
[The force of the hook shooter causes both the hook and shooter to fire with great force—in opposite directions.]
Ah, the Newton's Laws! We forgot the Newton's Laws!
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