Oh please, please, let there be a pig cut in half in there!
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(Referring to their lack of success in cutting the pig in half) Can we get a sword?
(laughs) Meat cleaver?
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
The voice of an angel rings out...
(yells at full volume) TORY!
RLRob Lee
...or maybe, make that the devil.
That was a good one, Kari. Now I know what it would be like to be married to you.
It was the lard that did it!
[A strange noise sounds when Jamie opens an air cylinder]:
These tanks are actually filled with geese...and they're complaining.
(silence) Was that a joke? Fascinating...
Alright, Grant. I'm ready to start breaking windows with rocks, but before I stick you in that car to shoot it, I wanna make sure we can actually break a windshield with a rock.
The only thing that differentiates you and me from a couple of 14 year-old pyromaniacs... is ballistic glass.
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
...there's a chance that maybe Adam will let [Jamie] forget about it.
[imitating Jamie] It's not about winning or losing, it's about proving the concept. [normal voice, slightly giddy] But I won!!!
RLRob Lee
...But unlikely.
[Tory has swung a hammer at a nail, but missed.]
I was inches away from hitting it.
Inches?
"I was just inches away!"
[Tory swings again and misses again.]
I hit the same spot as before.
Then why don't you put the nail there? (laughs)
RLRob Lee
It's worth noting that a smart remark rarely goes unpunished.
[Tory swings again, but the hammer slips out of his hand and hits Grant]
You see that hole where it blasted off?
No.
Nope, neither do I.
So, we need you guys's help. Um, we wanna focus on the large-scale experiment, and we want you guys to do the bench tests for us; the small-scale experiments.
Aye, aye, captain! Whatcha need?
RLRob Lee
With a plan as concrete as that, what could possibly go wrong?
Perfect. I'll tell you what. Um, all we need is to get him up to 120 mph. That's a human's terminal velocity; we know that from umpteen myths we've done about people falling.
Well, OK, considering we're going to be blowing up a sheet of glass, it's probably a good idea to, uh, give ourselves a little bit of protection.
RLRob Lee
But first, they need to do some shopping, which will highlight another question: "How many MythBusters does it take to buy a lightbulb?"
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