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S1 E15Unfinished Business

RLRob Lee (US Narrator)

And in the pouch, well, let's just say a sample of genetic legacy has been obtained and dyed blue for easier visibility.

Genetic legacy? IT'S SPERM! Any kid in grade school knows that! Helps make babies, you know?

[Adam is on his knees behaving like a stereotypical mad scientist's hunchbacked assistant - and speaking like it]

What are your plans, my master?

We are going to take over the world.

Ohhh, yeeesss.

(Introducing the first attempt at breaking glass while Dr. Roger Schwenke of Meyer Sound paces, seemingly looking for something)

So, this is "MythBusters" wine glass breaking test number one, simply playing a tone through the speaker to the glass. That's it.

RSDr. Roger Schwenke

I'm really sorry. I need to actually plug that speaker into something.

Oh, details, details.

The best-case scenario is that the glass shatters in my face! How do you think that makes me feel?

Jaime, what am I doing wrong?

JVJaime Vendera

You have got to shave your moustache!

(While Tory is constructing a Jet engine with vacuum parts):

Yeah...there's probably a bunch of engineers looking at me and going "What the hell is he doing here?!" And, ah...I've been asking myself that as well on a moment-by-moment basis...

The problem with making two, is that once you've done one...you're only halfway there!

[After Tory has returned from shaving with numerous cuts on his face]

[to Kari] Baby give us a kiss. You don't find me hot, like this?

You look like hell!

I promised my mom I wouldn't do anything dumb and unsafe again.

Looks like you didn't keep your promise.

later, after the test:

I just want to say I'm sorry, Mom and Dad.

[Kari dresses a dummy with a bra]

Did she come with a bra?

We want it to be decent, this is a family show.

Where did you get the bra? Did you give her yours?

No!

Once again, I'm going to humiliate myself in front of a very large audience.

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