Can we show a naked snowman on television? This is a family show.
Maybe we'll put a fig leaf.
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[Imitating Jamie] Just remember, everyone, we're working in a really cold environment, so if your fingers start to lose feeling, make sure you go inside and get a cup of tea or something.
Let's count 'em down [the top 10 most popular myths] Top 40 style.
All right, get ready for your favorite myth!
[pours a glass of champagne] Ooh, I'm feeling lightheaded already. It's like drinking stars!
[Jamie and Adam do a blind taste test to test the fizziness of the champagne.]
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Maybe it's the holiday spirit. For once - they agree!
Another Christmas myth up the chimney.
[Jamie is holding a manly thong.]
A lot of people watch this show. I'm sure some of them are gonna thinking about me wearing this particular piece of clothing on. Um... [chuckles] and uh... I'm gonna put it away now...
[in a London accent] It's a lovely sculpture. It's all about man's inhumanity to man... in a pipe and rope sort of way.
If we appear on Letterman or Leno and we bring our famous chicken cannon and shoot it off, I want someone to get on their knees and just blow me.
Peter Rees (executive producer): [to Jamie] Why don't you ever pretend to be like Adam?
What? You mean stupid?
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Adam... is a disaster area.
Tory tends to clean up, Jamie is neurotic about cleaning up, and Adam is the Tasmanian Devil of filth.
[In strange accent] Do not try what you are about to see at home. We are what you call 'experts'.
[Silence]
[In normal voice] And what am I supposed to say?
[Attempting to imitate Jamie's voice, while moving Jamie's jaw by hand] That is right, we do this for a living.
[Kari is dancing and clowning around.]
Not a lot going on upstairs; but God, she's cute!
[In erudite British accent] Here we see the Hyneman in his natural habitat. The Hyneman prefers to live in an extremely clean environment, removing all detritus from its surroundings... at every opportunity.
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