[after Prof. Wallace requests Jamie to move the ship directly in front of the mirror array]
So holding still isn't good enough? We have to move into the line of fire?
WProfessor Wallace
Shut up, you lazy Roman pig, and do as you're told!
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[Adam inhales some of the helium used to inflate some footballs]
Okay, these are ready. Don't tell him which ones we have.
[Adam has just inhaled some helium.]
Well, it's weird talking without any oxygen in your system... WOW!
There's still a couple anomalies, out of 10 there were 3. That's good enough for MythBusters.
It amazes me that you still don't realize we're filming a television show.
I'd think we would at least aspire to not be idiots?
And yet we would fail.
[The MythBusters have just inflated a football until it burst. Afterwards, Adam puts it on his head.]
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
So there's your answer. At 110 PSI you'll lose a football, but gain a hat.
What are you doing?
I put everything on my head.
My dignity and good television—they'll never meet.
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
At least not on this show.
Roger that! We have flatus contained. (imitates klaxon) AWOO-GAH! AWOO-GAH!
Ballistics gel—I love it!
[A kite, whose tail has a rock tied to it, swoops toward Tory, barely missing his head.]
It's the death kite—the kite of punishment.
[The kite swings the rock and smacks Tory in the groin.]
[laughing] That made it all worthwhile!
Well, we killed a dead President.
He (Ben Franklin) was never President.
[Grant and Kari walk away, stifling giggles.]
Wasn't he? Damn it.
I've heard that in every schoolroom I've ever been in...'cause I've been in a lot.
It sounds really, really dangerous.
It could be very dangerous.
Or it could be a lot of fun.
Stability appears to be an issue.
RLRob Lee
You don't say. Grant's kite is doing more spins than a washing machine.
Look at this. It's a cathedral... of failure.
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