We're not leaving here without Buster, man. Leave no crash-test dummy behind!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Shortly after Buster hits the ground from 400 feet.]
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
Small crash-test dummies, friends and family of Buster may find the following pictures disturbing.
[seeing Buster's remains] Oh no! Oh, my God! Oh, crime-iny!
RLRob Lee
"Criminy"? So shocked he makes up a new word.
I think I'm calling the local fire department and seeing if they have any Simulaids.
[The escape slide is about to hit the ground at a survivable speed after being dropped from 2,000 feet and lands.]
[running to the landed escape slide] Wowwwww!
[Kari, Tory, and Grant are borrowing Adam and Jamie's jet pack to retest a myth.]
If there is one scratch, one out of place bolt on this jet pack, Jamie and Adam will lock us in a closet for the rest of the season.
[Jamie has just suggested getting an RPG to blow up a car.]
That's the next revisit; someone's gonna write in and say, "you guys should have used an RPG, 'cause that would definitely have blown up the car!" and then we'll go get one of those, and then we'll blow up the car, and then there will be some other problem.
And we're fine with that!
I love having bacteriological... test stuff!
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
Adam's as happy as a kid with a new chemistry set. Come to think of it, Adam is a kid with a new chemistry set.
It's a shop... whaddya want?
I wanna be able to eat off the damn floor.
[Adam drops and then picks up a sandwich.]
Whoops! I picked it up within 3 seconds... would you eat it?
I wouldn't eat it just because you handled it.
So, no french-kissing dogs I think is our conclusion here.
I would be more inclined to say, no french-kissing Adam!
I don't eat my own poo!
[Adam is playing with aluminum pans]
For some reason...I have the desire to smash them on my head.
[Jamie has explained their use of 'beef broth' to simulate a dirty floor, but stumbled over the words.]
Bleef bloth? Wlhat bleef bloth? Thlis bleef bloth?
So, Jamie? If we, uh, find gold, are you gonna share it with me?
[Grant and Kari are making a drum.]
Y'know my people come from a long line of goat shavers, so I feel it's in my blood.
Apologies to everyone who actually makes their own drums... we have no idea what we're doing.
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