AdamI guess I could break into a building too by beating on the ducting with a sledgehammer.
A character in MythBusters
Played by Adam Savage
MythBusters · 556 quotes
Most-quoted character in MythBusters: in 283 of its 556 quotes
Most scenes with: Jamie Hyneman (64), Rob Lee (25), Kari Byron (12)
AdamI guess I could break into a building too by beating on the ducting with a sledgehammer.
[Adam tastes some liquified cardboard.]
AdamY'know, it tastes uncannily like cardboard.
AdamRemember this, kids — cardboard is low in fat!
AdamIt's wedged in there like... I don't know if I could build something that could wedge it in there that hard...
[Adam looks back at the steam cannon.]
AdamOh - apparently, I did!
[Holding a box for a model of a container ship.]
AdamIt's the toy every kid wants for Christmas! A container ship! "Gee, thanks dad! Now I can replicate international commerce!"
[Adam pulls on a wetsuit in preparation for the whirlpool.]
Adam[Imitating heavy French accent.] Is everybody ready for DIVING?!
[Adam is floating on his back after being spun around in the whirlpool tank.]
AdamHave you ever really looked at the sky?
Adam(in French accent) I have been a bubble sculptor for about 20 years. The Bubbles are very fine way to sculpt the real world.
[Adam and Jamie light a ten-foot tower of methane bubbles on fire; the bubbles erupt in a massive fireball.]
AdamThat was like the beast dying at the end of the movie! "WRRROOOOOEEEAAAGH!"
AdamThis is one I've known about for a long time, it's called "Dry Ice Bomb." Years ago I went to an ice company to pick up some stuff for Jamie, this was like 20 years ago, 15 years ago, and it said: "You cannot buy dry ice unless you are 18", and I thought: "Why would that be?" so I said "Hey, how come you can't buy dry ice unless you are over 18", and the guy goes: (assumes a "surfer dude" voice) "Oh, 'cause you can stick it in a 2-liter bottle and make a huge bomb out of it; it blows up, it'll, like, set car alarms off across the street; it's really cool! (normal voice): and I thought, "You're new here, aren't you?" Since then I've always wanted to try it.
AdamInexplicably, Adam is wearing chainmail.
AdamWe're 100 feet away, and I can still feel it moving the bridge... it's eerie.
AdamI love hearing big sounds in the next room.
Adam[being whacked repetitively on the shoulder by the cable] Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.
AdamOh please, please, let there be a pig cut in half in there!
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