Adam Savage quotes from MythBusters

Adam

Killer quicksand. Is that why I'm standing here in this stupid pith helmet?

Jamie

No, you're standing there in that stupid pith helmet because you're an idiot.

Kari

Myth totally failed. Completely busted. Totally, completely busted.

Scottie

And Buster: busted. And boomlift: busted.

Jamie

And everything's busted.

Adam

Ground:

Scottie

busted.

Jamie

MythBusters.

Adam

Breaking big things for science, every day.

Jamie

NASA can put a man on the moon.

Adam

But can the MythBusters find a needle in a haystack?

Jamie

That means the first stop is a hay store.

Adam

Uh, otherwise known as a farm.

Ah, the hay store.

Adam

Its funny, because if you asked me to pick out what you would think of as your traditional, y'know, "movie-type" hay, I would point to the straw.

Jamie

Traditional "movie hay?"

Adam

Yeah, y'know, like the people are always getting stuck in a hay bale or rolling in the hay, or whatever they do in the movies? Thats what I would think of as hay.

Jamie

Having a roll in the hay with your girlfriend?

Adam

Yeah... don't get all red-faced.

Adam

I can see the cut now, "Hey! We'll be drinking mimosas in an hour or two."...

Adam

[in a flashback clip] We'll be, like, sipping mimosas on the beach...

Adam

...Cut to, "6 hours later, Adam's team is still going at it."

6 hours later, Adam's team is still going at it.

Adam

"They've found two needles..."

They've found two needles...

Adam

"But still have the smallest needle and the bone needle to go."

But still have the smallest needle and the bone needle to go.

Adam

This is adding some magnets to the front end of our feed trough. These are super strong neodymium magnets. And see if we can't pick the needle out at the very beginning.

Scottie

You just had your finger on it!

Good idea. Jamie thought of it ages ago.

Kari

[From the recording] If you were in college, you'd be a freshman!

Adam

You called the plant a freshman?

Kari

[embarrassed] I... I was running out of material!!!

Jamie

Kind of makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, don't it?

Adam

If you mean it makes me feel like I feel about the Easter Bunny or Santa Claus, yeah, that kind of warm and fuzzy, cause it's a FANTASY!

Adam

As long as you're going to do it with me, let's make sure everyone knows who it is.

Adam

You'll have to tell me how it turns out 'cause I can't see a damned thing.

Kari

[Points to the bust.] Judging by the Coke bottles on this thing, he can't see a thing either

Adam

Absolutely, and so probably some human cranium, we've done this before when we did Penny Drop..

Scottie

Human cranium? We have human cranium?

Adam

I have the human cranium in storage, yep.

Scottie

You would!

Adam

We have one of everything here at MythBusters.

Don't shoot me with that pellet gun.

Adam

I'm not gonna shoot anyone with the pellet gun...[imitating southern accent] Not unless I have to!

Jamie

Did I ever tell you that I worked as a concrete inspector for several months up in Seattle?

Adam

Was this before or after you were the big animal veterinarian for the circus?

Jamie

No, I never did that. You must be mistaken.

Jamie

Time for us to pit our skills against each other.

Adam

You have an unfair advantage because you've broken out of a Mexican prison before.