[During the auction, as the auctioneer rambles off bids]
Servo: Ah. He's drunk! Look at him.
. . .
[The shadowrama makes it look as if Mike, Servo, and Crow are sitting in the back row of the auction.]
Servo: [to Mike] Put your hand up. Buy a chicken.
Mike: [raises his hand] I want one...

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