Mary: [singing]: I wish the faucet wouldn't drip all day...
Crow: AIM HIGH, SISTER!
[A dissolve changes part of the kitchen to a different kitchen.]
Servo [as Mary]: Oh, I wish Hardware Hank hadn't done my kitchen!
Mary: [singing] I wish that refridgerator door would close and stay closed...
Mike [as the fridge]: Oh, sure, everyone dump on the refridgerator.
Crow [as announcer]: Miss Betty Furdess and the new Westinghouse!
Mary: [singing] I wish I had a stove whose pilot was always lit...
Crow: [in a Australian accent] Well, don't look for it now. It's only available in the year 2000!
Crow: AIM HIGH, SISTER!
[A dissolve changes part of the kitchen to a different kitchen.]
Servo [as Mary]: Oh, I wish Hardware Hank hadn't done my kitchen!
Mary: [singing] I wish that refridgerator door would close and stay closed...
Mike [as the fridge]: Oh, sure, everyone dump on the refridgerator.
Crow [as announcer]: Miss Betty Furdess and the new Westinghouse!
Mary: [singing] I wish I had a stove whose pilot was always lit...
Crow: [in a Australian accent] Well, don't look for it now. It's only available in the year 2000!
Mary : [singing] : I wish the faucet wouldn't drip all day...
Crow : AIM HIGH, SISTER!
[A dissolve changes part of the kitchen to a different kitchen.]
Servo [as Mary] : Oh, I wish Hardware Hank hadn't done my kitchen!
Mary : [singing] I wish that refridgerator door would close and stay closed...
Mike [as the fridge] : Oh, sure, everyone dump on the refridgerator.
Crow [as announcer] : Miss Betty Furdess and the new Westinghouse!
Mary : [singing] I wish I had a stove whose pilot was always lit...
Crow : [in a Australian accent] Well, don't look for it now. It's only available in the year 2000!
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