[As the narrator talks about Puerto Rico's most famous export, rum, we see workers at a bottling plant.]
Servo [as worker, drunkenly]: I love this job!
Narrator: Almost all of the rum sold in the U.S. is produced here, and its export is vital to the economy.
Crow [as Narrator]: So, drink rum constantly.

  »   More Quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000
  »   Back to the TV Quotes Database