[On the SOL Bridge, Mike has just explained that he reprogrammed the 'bots to have different regional speech patterns.]
Servo: So, Crow, before we go to the show, would you like to have Coke?
Crow: Uh sure, I'll have a root beer.
Servo: I said Coke.
Crow: I know, I'll have a root beer.
Servo: All I have is Coke.
Crow: Oh, then Forget it, I'll just use the bubbler.
Servo: Okay. Huh?
Crow: Oh, uh, by the way, what show are we seeing? I thought we were going to a movie.
Servo: We are.
Crow: And a show?
Servo: No!
Crow: Then why did you say we're going to a show?
Servo: Because we are!
Crow: What show?
Servo: Awakenings.
Crow: That's a movie!
Servo: I know! [sighs] Are you going to come with?
Crow: Come with what?
Servo: Me, Crow, me! Are you going to come with me?!
Crow: Yeah, but I'm a little low, could you borrow me some money?
Mike: Wait a minute, okay, I think that's enough. You know, there's a difference between regionalism and just plain stupidity.
Crow: But Mike, irregardless of that fact...
. . .
Crow: So what time's dinner?
Servo: Noon okay?
Crow: But that's lunch!
Servo: Lunch, dinner, same thing.
[The Mad's light flashes]
Servo: Oh, something's flashing over to the whatsit there.
Crow: Ooh, the blinker!
Servo: So, Crow, before we go to the show, would you like to have Coke?
Crow: Uh sure, I'll have a root beer.
Servo: I said Coke.
Crow: I know, I'll have a root beer.
Servo: All I have is Coke.
Crow: Oh, then Forget it, I'll just use the bubbler.
Servo: Okay. Huh?
Crow: Oh, uh, by the way, what show are we seeing? I thought we were going to a movie.
Servo: We are.
Crow: And a show?
Servo: No!
Crow: Then why did you say we're going to a show?
Servo: Because we are!
Crow: What show?
Servo: Awakenings.
Crow: That's a movie!
Servo: I know! [sighs] Are you going to come with?
Crow: Come with what?
Servo: Me, Crow, me! Are you going to come with me?!
Crow: Yeah, but I'm a little low, could you borrow me some money?
Mike: Wait a minute, okay, I think that's enough. You know, there's a difference between regionalism and just plain stupidity.
Crow: But Mike, irregardless of that fact...
. . .
Crow: So what time's dinner?
Servo: Noon okay?
Crow: But that's lunch!
Servo: Lunch, dinner, same thing.
[The Mad's light flashes]
Servo: Oh, something's flashing over to the whatsit there.
Crow: Ooh, the blinker!
[On the SOL Bridge, Mike has just explained that he reprogrammed the 'bots to have different regional speech patterns.]
Servo : So, Crow, before we go to the show, would you like to have Coke?
Crow : Uh sure, I'll have a root beer.
Servo : I said Coke.
Crow : I know, I'll have a root beer.
Servo : All I have is Coke.
Crow : Oh, then Forget it, I'll just use the bubbler.
Servo : Okay. Huh?
Crow : Oh, uh, by the way, what show are we seeing? I thought we were going to a movie.
Servo : We are.
Crow : And a show?
Servo : No!
Crow : Then why did you say we're going to a show?
Servo : Because we are!
Crow : What show?
Servo : Awakenings .
Crow : That's a movie!
Servo : I know! [sighs] Are you going to come with?
Crow : Come with what?
Servo : Me, Crow, me! Are you going to come with me?!
Crow : Yeah, but I'm a little low, could you borrow me some money?
Mike : Wait a minute, okay, I think that's enough. You know, there's a difference between regionalism and just plain stupidity.
Crow : But Mike, irregardless of that fact...
. . .
Crow : So what time's dinner?
Servo : Noon okay?
Crow : But that's lunch!
Servo : Lunch, dinner, same thing.
[The Mad's light flashes]
Servo : Oh, something's flashing over to the whatsit there.
Crow : Ooh, the blinker!
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