[On the SOL Bridge, Mike has just explained that he reprogrammed the 'bots to have different regional speech patterns.]
So, Crow, before we go to the show, would you like to have Coke?
Uh sure, I'll have a root beer.
I said Coke.
I know, I'll have a root beer.
All I have is Coke.
Oh, then Forget it, I'll just use the bubbler.
Okay. Huh?
Oh, uh, by the way, what show are we seeing? I thought we were going to a movie.
We are.
And a show?
No!
Then why did you say we're going to a show?
Because we are!
What show?
Awakenings.
That's a movie!
I know! [sighs] Are you going to come with?
Come with what?
Me, Crow, me! Are you going to come with me?!
Yeah, but I'm a little low, could you borrow me some money?
Wait a minute, okay, I think that's enough. You know, there's a difference between regionalism and just plain stupidity.
But Mike, irregardless of that fact...
. . .
So what time's dinner?
Noon okay?
But that's lunch!
Lunch, dinner, same thing.
[The Mad's light flashes]
Oh, something's flashing over to the whatsit there.
Ooh, the blinker!
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