[As trapeze artists fly through the air]
Joel: I know, you're not going to complete 5th grade gym without doing this, right?
. . .
Joel [as trapeze artist]: Pass the word, Ed's been hitting the bottle today!
Servo: Oh, like that's been a big improvement over what we've been doing...
Crow [as trapeze artist]: Party in Susan's dressing room!

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