[A clown rings a bell.]
Servo: Hey, C. Everett Kook!
[We cut to two clowns slapfighting.]
Narrator: Presenting Boppo and Freddie for the funniest prizefight in circus history!
Crow: Bing Crosby's relationship with his son Gary is re-enacted.
Servo [as clown]: Ha ha! Let the nightmare begin! Hoo hoo!
Joel: This is the strangest debate format I have ever seen.
Servo: You know, don't laugh, but in a way, this is this town's passion play.
Joel: Oh. It's a full contact Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?!
Crow [as Richard Burton]: Don't talk about our clown, Martha.
[Cut to the next act, a lion tamer]
Crow: KITTIES!
Servo: Hey, C. Everett Kook!
[We cut to two clowns slapfighting.]
Narrator: Presenting Boppo and Freddie for the funniest prizefight in circus history!
Crow: Bing Crosby's relationship with his son Gary is re-enacted.
Servo [as clown]: Ha ha! Let the nightmare begin! Hoo hoo!
Joel: This is the strangest debate format I have ever seen.
Servo: You know, don't laugh, but in a way, this is this town's passion play.
Joel: Oh. It's a full contact Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?!
Crow [as Richard Burton]: Don't talk about our clown, Martha.
[Cut to the next act, a lion tamer]
Crow: KITTIES!
[A clown rings a bell.]
Servo : Hey, C. Everett Kook!
[We cut to two clowns slapfighting.]
Narrator : Presenting Boppo and Freddie for the funniest prizefight in circus history!
Crow : Bing Crosby's relationship with his son Gary is re-enacted.
Servo [as clown] : Ha ha! Let the nightmare begin! Hoo hoo!
Joel : This is the strangest debate format I have ever seen.
Servo : You know, don't laugh, but in a way, this is this town's passion play.
Joel : Oh. It's a full contact Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? !
Crow [as Richard Burton] : Don't talk about our clown, Martha.
[Cut to the next act, a lion tamer]
Crow : KITTIES!
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