A scene from “Mighty Jack”

Slow the plot down, laddy, slow the plot down

Way hey, slow the plot down!

We'll scuttle the story and run her aground.

We'll try so hard to slow the plot down!

Ohhh, we'll make you a movie that's long and immense.

Way hey, slow the plot down!

Just give us a script that makes no friggin' sense!

We'll try so hard to slow the plot down!