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My So-Called Life · Season 1, Episode 16

“Resolutions” quotes from My So-Called Life

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“Resolutions” · Season 1, Episode 16

In this episode: Angela Chase (3), Brian Krakow (3), Jordan Catalano (3), Rayanne Graff (1), Patty Chase (1), Graham Chase (1), Rickie Vasquez (1), Danielle Chase (1)

[voiceover] I resolve to never again have sex with Kyle, or anyone, again, unless I really love and respect them.

KKyle

[voiceover]... to spend more time with the dog, and Sharon.

KKatimski

[voiceover] ... um, give up coffee, there, that's an easy one.

[voiceover] I resolve to stop obsessing over Angela Chase.

[voiceover] ... to badger Mom into letting me wear make-up.

[voiceover] ... to find some place where I like really, belong.

[voiceover] ... to stop drinking, but this time, like, really stop.

[voiceover] I resolve to be less judgmental, less critical, to lighten up! And above all, to be more supportive, and less suspicious. [about Graham] No matter how much it seems like he's hiding something.

[voiceover] ... to tell Hallie Lowenthal once and for all that I'm not going into restaurant business with her... And to stop all those long talks with her after class.

[voiceover] What I was thinking, as like a New Year's resolution, is to stop getting so caught up in my own thoughts, 'cause I'm like way too introspective. I think... But what if not thinking turns me into this shallow person? I better rethink this becoming less introspective thing. Okay, so I'll stay introspective, but I do resolve to stop doing Jordan Catalano's homework.

[voiceover] The thing about resolutions is, it's hard to remember them around somebody like Jordan Catalano.

This is wrong.

What?

You, doing my homework, it's wrong.

Well I was just trying to help.

It's like I'm taking advantage of you or something.

You're not taking advantage of me.

Yeah I am. It would be different if we were like...but now you're just...you know, a friend or whatever. [pause] I can't do this anymore.

[voiceover] I couldn't believe it, for the first time in my life I actually stuck to a resolution.

GGirl

Do you have like an eraser I could use for a second?

I think so..

GGirl

My eraser like won't erase.

Um, here you can keep it.

GGirl

Thanks.

What?

She would sleep with you.

What?!

She, would sleep, with you.

Because I gave her my eraser?

No..Because, because she would. Go get her number.

What?! How am I supposed to get her number? I just like ask her just ask some girl I don't even know for her number? Like, without warning?

[Jordan goes over to girl. Returns and tosses the number on the desk]

So, anyway, The Odyssey? Is like this real long book right? And ah, I..

I don't believe this..[looking at number] I don't..you like dothis? This is like how you live?

Yeah.

[Brian starts laughing, Jordan joins him]

[walks in] Hi! What's so funny?

Nothing.

You sort of had to be there..[more laughing] I have to sharpen my, my pencil..[gets up, laughs]

Look, if this weird for you, being tutored? I don't mind helping you a little longer.

It's not so weird.

Oh, so, huh. Good!

You could, have sex with me though..[Angela laughs] if you really want to help. [Angela gets up, laughing] I guess that's a, no.

[Laughing] I'll let you get back to your work...

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