Don't make woodland animals out of marzipan.
S5Fear and Clothing
Don't dance on linoleum, don't throw hedge clippings at sparrows, don't whistle within six foot of a carpet warehouse, and at all costs whatever else happens, don't play the trombone on a bus.
(To Mrs. Raven) I suppose you're in on this scam, are you?
No, Janet! How could you think such a thing of me?
(Looking at the book) I suppose that means you're not the "Mrs. R." in this book who says she's lost 25lbs in one day?
(Looking away) Might be.
That was the day your triplets were born, wasn't it?
Might have been.
Well, from memory it went something like this: Get out of bed, you big wuss, you've only got a cut finger.
S5Big Bother
Mistress, I need your help, I'm a bit scared!
Tyler, for the last time, you are not shrinking! Our children are growing, that's why they seem bigger!
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