Oh, thanks, Doctor. I've gotta get home quickly anyway. My sister's on Who Wants to be a Millionaire?, and I've gotta be by the phone.
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Ah, you're one of her "phone-a-friends"?
Yeah, I'll probably get it wrong... I hope I do, I hate my sister!
Now, Thermoman, I was wondering if you could help me, mate?
Help you mate? Well, sexual problems aren't really my thing...
Wine... Cheese... Wine... Wine... Cheese... Listeria... Cirrhosis of the liver...
Mrs. Raven, try and be more friendly with them! Show them you know who they are.
Evening, Mayor. Little wine? Or would it interfere with your antibiotics?
(Thermoman enters for the first time]
Greetings, people of Northholt!
Wine? Cheese? Me?
I cannot, but thank you for the offer!
"Thermo", mate! Why don't we get a picture of the two 'celebs' together?
Yes, where is the Mayor?
Wine... (Drinks some wine) Cheese... (Eats some cheese) More wine... (Drinks some wine) Sod the cheese! (Drinks more wine, and more wine...)
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