Oh, I didn't realise he'd promised! Well then, it's admirable that you trust him. Or completely bloody stupid.
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Look, can we change the subject please?
Course. Do you think euthanasia is ever justified in long-term geriatric treatment?
Who cares!? George is in my flat with the bitch queen from planet slut!
You ready, George?
No, Arnie. This is the darkest, most depressing day of my existence. Life doesn't get any worse than this.
You wanna hear my best man speech?
I stand corrected.
Arnie, if I gave you your powers back, and you then saw a woman trapped on a runaway train, would you: A) rescue her, B) rescue her and charge her a fee, or C) rescue her, ask her to sleep with you, and if she refuses, throw her back on the train?
Can I phone a friend?
You could if you had one.
Flu? You're coming in here with flu?!
Unclean! Unclean!
You, over there.
Did you get to your anger management class last night?
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