Isn't my mother in the WI?
S5Fear and Clothing
Yeah. Don't look at October! But look at tomorrow's date! It's Friday the 13th! The unluckiest date of all! If you walk under a ladder or past a black cat, terrible things will happen!
Oh, come on Tyler! Ladders and black cats! What else do we avoid on this Friday the 13th?
Well, if you spill salt, you should always throw a bit over your shoulder!
Don't put new shoes on the table, avoid walking on the cracks in the pavement, that sort of thing.
Don't make woodland animals out of marzipan.
Don't dance on linoleum, don't throw hedge clippings at sparrows, don't whistle within six foot of a carpet warehouse, and at all costs whatever else happens, don't play the trombone on a bus.
(To Mrs. Raven) I suppose you're in on this scam, are you?
No, Janet! How could you think such a thing of me?
(Looking at the book) I suppose that means you're not the "Mrs. R." in this book who says she's lost 25lbs in one day?
(Looking away) Might be.
That was the day your triplets were born, wasn't it?
Might have been.
Well, from memory it went something like this: Get out of bed, you big wuss, you've only got a cut finger.
S5Big Bother
Mistress, I need your help, I'm a bit scared!
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