Kermit the Frog and Ernst Stavros Grouper in “Coolio and Don Rickles”

Err, Mr. Grouper?

Yes, my little funky monkey.

I am a frog, I am not a monkey.

Yes, and the Elephant Man is a human being, what else is new?

Well, I tell you what's new. Just because you bought the company, it does not give you the right to come in here and push the Muppets around.

What are you saying Virgil?!

I tell you what I'm saying: if the Muppets can't be who the Muppets are, then I quit, Grouper, I quit, quit, quit!

[sweet] Virgil, Virgil, my spunky little funky monkey, you cannot quit.

Why is that?

BECAUSE YOU'RE FIRED!! Muhahahaha!