[21 Muppet heights - a soap opera with Johnny Fiama as Clark Barr, Sal as Chaz and Heather Locklear as Diamanda]
Well well well, Chaz, what are you doing here? Where is Diamanda? Where is she?
She's in the bedroom and she won't come out, Johhny!
Mmmm. ... [with teeth tight] It's not Johnny, it's Clark, Chaz!
Okay, Clark Chaz.
No, no, no, you, you're Chaz, I'm Clark - Clark Barr.
Clark bar, mmmmm! Clark bar like the candy?
What you talkin' about? It's my na... Oh right, forget about it, just do your lines, Sal!
Ok Johhny. I mean Clark - Chaz, I m... Clark. ... er
Where was I? Where was I? Oh yes, yes, yes! Ha ha! Oh, I can't believe this, me the most powerful lawyer in 21 Muppet Heights, and you [disbelief is apparent] a successful male supermodel, here we are, both being taken advantage of by Diamanda. Come out, come out, Diamanda, and let the world see the evil side of womanhood!
Hey guys! Look, I've knitted mittens! For everyone!
Mittens?
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