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Muppet Babies · Season 1, Episode 15

"Fozzie Burns" and "Animal Allen" in “Unfinished Business”

?"Fozzie Burns"

So tell me, Animal Allen, what do you call a grape fish with jelly on it?

?"Animal Allen"

Dinner! [laughs hysterically]

[The audience laughs]

?"Fozzie Burns"

No, that's not right! You call a grape fish with jelly on it a Grape Jellyfish! Wokka wokka wokka! [the audience boos and throws tomatoes] Wait a minute! I got a better one! Tell me, Animal Allen, what do you call a kangaroo in Scotland?

?"Animal Allen"

Dinner! [laughs hysterically and falls off chair]

[The audience laughs again]

?"Fozzie Burns"

No, no, no! That's not right! You call a kangaroo in Scotland long distance. Get it? Wokka wokka wokka. [the audience boos again and he gets hit with tomatoes] Gee, it's a good thing the audience at home can't throw tomatoes at me. [the home listeners throw tomatoes from their homes right into the theater at him] Gosh, I wonder what you call a comedian that isn't funny?

?"Animal Allen"

Fozzie! [laughs again]

[The audience laughs again]

?"Fozzie Burns"

[dejectedly] Say goodnight, Animal.

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