CWCivil War Reenactment piece narrator (Jeff Goldblum)
He dreamed of one day finding a box of money.
“Like Chickens, Delicious Chickens” · Season 4, Episode 8
MEMember of Edmond Premington's audience (David)
You don't know what words mean, do you?
EPEdmond Premington (Bob)
When the African lion attacks....
MEMember of Edmond Premington's audience (Jay Johnston)
Nipples on your ass...?
RReporter (David)
And I understand you met Napoleon?
2L2000 lb. Old Man (Bob)
Met him?...I et him!
TCTelethon caller (Bob)
Hey I got a fake asshole...y'all got fake poo?
EPEdmond Premington (Bob)
You feel it first in your scrotum.
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