“If You're Going to Write a Comedy Scene, You're Going to Have Some Rat Feces in There” quotes from Mr. Show

Where ideas can hang out - and do whatever!

And that's when Lincoln said, "Don't diss my homies".

You gay bastard!!! No gay son of mine isn't not-gay, you better get gay or I'll make you gay!!!

Work Is Play! Tofutti Break Today!

Nuh uh, I'm not talking rain clouds on a sunny day.

Tofutti break!!

Tofutti...awaits...the greats...that make...mistaaaakes...To-FUTTI time!

Arbeit ist Spiel! (German for "work is play")

All these goats are retarded.

Goats are the only animals with an innate sense of democracy. That's why they're called "Nature's President".

He spent a hundred million dollars on a campaign to legalize tomatoes, which I assume worked, because I had a tomato yesterday, and I'm not in jail, am I?

Goats are stupid, mean, and hardheaded animals. That's why they're called "Nature's President".

When you see the new San Francisco, you'll say "San Fran-tastic!"

We are sensitive to the needs of those suffering from homophobia. So in our new San Francisco, we got rid of the dirt, but kept the pansies by creating "Bachelorland".