BBean
No, no, no, no. I'm driving.
[Bean is in a Restaurant and has just tried his Steak Tatare which he doesn't like. He is making an awful face]
MManager
Everything to your satisfaction sir?
BBean
[Grinning] Mmmm.
[Manager goes away and Bean grimmaces again]
WWaiter
Is everything all right sir?
BBean
Oh yes
WWaiter
Are you sure?
BBean
Mmmm, yes. [Picks up a forkful as if he is about to eat it but hesitates to put it in his mouth]
[The Waiter goes and Bean quickly disposes of the offending food]
MDMaître D'
"Have you decided, sir?"
"Yes. Um, could I have this, please?"
MDMaître D'
"The steak tartare?"
"Uhh, steak, yes."
[Bean feels something below his neck, he pulls out a hanger, where he gives it to the maître d. A waiter holding a wine bottle appears on the background, presenting himself to Bean]
WWaiter
"Would you like to try the house wine, sir?"
"Uhh... yes, please." [The waiter pours a small amount of wine to a glass, where Bean drinks it immediately. The waiter prepares to pour more wine]
"No, no, no, no no. I'm driving." [Laugh track]
[Bean hits the wine glasses to the tune of "Happy Birthday to You". Later, the waiter brings the steak tartare and the audience laughs as Bean notices that it is raw. He tries a piece, only to be disgusted]
MDMaître D'
"Everything to your satisfaction sir?"
[grinning] "Mmmm." [The maître d' walks away and Bean spits it out. ]
WWaiter
"Is everything all right sir?"
"Oh, yes."
WWaiter
"Are you sure?"
"Mmmm, yes." [Picks up a forkful as if he is about to eat it but hesitates to put it in his mouth]
[The waiter goes and Bean quickly disposes of the offending food by putting it under a plate, in a woman's handbag etc.. Later the waiter trips over Bean's table and Bean pretends that he is the reason that the food is in various places]
WWaiter
"Excuse me! I do apologise! I am terribly sorry, sir."
MDMaître D'
"What-ever is going on?"
"It really is the most appalling mess."
MDMaître D'
"I really cannot..., please, do forgive us." [The violinist plays "Happy Birthday to You" again, the maître d' puts a cloth on Bean's lap, the waiter appears from the left with another plate, and the maître d' opens the lid, revealing another steak tartare. Laughter and applause from the audience]
NNarrator
"'And you join us as the royal car winds its way slowly to the entrance of the Odeon Cinema for tonight's gala performance. The crowd cheers, their spirits undampened by the light November drizzle..." [cut to the inside of cinema's entrance] "...and inside, waiting to greet the royal party, are the stars of the film as well as those tireless backroom boys who really make it all happen behind the scenes."
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