Holding her in my arms it almost seems like it could work between us, but monsters don't get happily ever after.
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S1 E2Out of the Past
Look, humans don't properly know how to deal with their bad guys. What else is new? You want to take matters into your own hands. Come on [Josef smiles] I got a few hours to kill.
You absolutely gotta waste this guy.
It's not that simple.
Yeah it is..And what if decides to go all Van Helsing and come after you?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to come up with a gift that says "thanks"for saving me from a psycho serial killer"?
Miss Manners doesn't cover that?
Surprisingly, no.
When you live forever, it's disappointing how little humans change. Technology, though, that always gets better. If I hadn't become a vampire I would have missed out on the Internet, TIVO, World of Warcraft and GPS.
Very nice, is that your party personality?
I didn't do anything.
I'd hate to see what you call something.
[As a blonde and a red head approach Josef and Mick in a club] Red or white?
I will take the red. [Mick bites the red head as Josef stands to do the same to the blonde as he's tapped on the shoulder]
I've told you, not while I'm eating!
Why did you run? Why didn't you stay there and tell the police what happened?
[Reciting in his head] Because I'm a vampire. Because I'm a vampire. Because I'm...there's no good way to say it. [Finally out loud] I guess I panicked.
What did he mean, "I know what you are"? Mick, what did he mean?
I don't know.
I don't believe you.
How 'bout we get Julia first?
How 'bout you finally answer a question without evading or disappearing?
Hours almost up.
Like that.
We all have secrets, Beth and that's not evading.
Why does the girl always have to wait in the car?
[Mick drinks blood to try and recover from the fight with Lee Jay]
Mick? You ran off again. One second you were there and then you were gone. Are you okay?
Please leave.
Not without answers. [She walks in] I keep dreaming about you. Why?
Please don't look at me. [Beth sees Mick's vampiric state]
Oh my god. What are you?
I'm a vampire.
S1 E3Dr. Feelgood
[Beth is knocking on Mick's door]
Beth.
Okay, I'm here to talk to you about...ehm.. you.
Maybe you should come in.
I really need you to tell me that I didn't see what I saw or what I think I saw the other night. The blood, the fangs. I heard what you said.
That I'm a vampire.
How am I supposed... Are you the only one or are there other vampires?
A few hundred here in L.A.
How can people not know you exist?
We're extremely careful. Sometimes people see things but they dismissed.
How can they?
No one believes them. [Mick gets up] People have been hunting us for thousands of years. So, it's extremely important that no one knows we exist. You understand?
[Beth nods to show she understand]
So, do you bite people's necks and suck the blood out?
Actually I.. I get most of my blood from the blood bank.
Oh. The red cross does not mention that in their literature.
I don't think they know.
Do you know how crazy this is? I trying really hard to wrap my mind around what you just said and what I saw.
Hey, I get it. It's a lot to get.
So, how does a person even become a vampire? How did you become a vampire?
A newly turned vampire is like a feral kitten, if you don't socialize it within the first few days, it will never be able to interact with humans.
That goes against every rule we have. A sire has to be responsible for whoever they turn, to help them through the transition.
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